3. Wes Anderson
(Photo via Film School Rejects)
He dresses well and makes beautiful films = I like him. (Spike Jonze does too, but I wouldn't be allowed in his filmmaking club. Their tree house smells like piss anyways.)
I just like to watch his films, discuss his use of color, and look at pictures of him wearing velvet bowties while imagining I get to tie them and style his wardrobe. It's that kind of love.
Honorable Mention/Real Life Crush Type: Justin Long
Baby Justin. Whatta babe. I dig his haircut.
I just wanna be his best friend and run my hands through his hair and ask him (innapropriate) questions.
Note: I'll fix this prolonged mind-numbing moment of man-worship later. Promise.